Download: SEXY CYBORG!

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Story by Tom Small and Rusty Ward
Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas
Music and vocals by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow ( )
Direction and Graphics by Tom Small
Cyborg arm effect by Erik Beck

Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck
Red Nerd/Robot Singer: Tom Small
Amazon Babe: Ami Lynn
Sexy Cyborg: Lauren Francesca
Barbarians/Ninjas etc: Mark Douglas, Rusty Ward, Jake Chudnow
Arty Goth Girl/Astronaut: Regina Nigro
Homecoming Queen: Andrea Feczko
Cousin Steve: Michael Stevens
Grandpa: Robert Ankers

I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen
And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me.
I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen,
I want an Amazon babe from another dimension!
She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match:
She never gets cold and never gets a scratch.
She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time-
but that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line.
When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot-
dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots.
I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention
From my Amazon babe from another dimension.

Amazon babe from another dimension!
All the barbarians stand at attention
Amazon babe from another dimension!
Not like the ones at the comic convention

The girl I want is made of metal and tubes-
She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs.
She's got skinny arms, but can totally whale:
Leapin' tall buildings while she's checking email.
Got a Gatling gun and a radar detector-
When she needs repairs, I'm the Gadget Inspector.
If I was a teacher, I'd give an extension
To my Sexy Cyborg from another dimension

Sexy Cyborg from another dimension!
One more thing I forgot to mention
Sexy Cyborg from another dimension!
She's not recommended for those with hypertension

So we read about an ancient tribal rite
And performed it at an indian burial site
opened up an intergalactic wormhole-
And out came ladies who are outta control!
She's alive!
But my Amazon won't play video games
and she's only interested in talking to dames.
My Robot looks hot on the movie poster,
But I came home from school and found her f***ing the toaster.
I use that.
So far I've gotten no action at all
Not how it went for Anthony Michael Hall
You've got a beautiful face and you're totally stacked
But if we can't have sex I'd like my room back.

Sexy Cyborg from another dimension!
One more week and you have to leave
Amazon babe from another dimension!
You even had sex with my cousin Steve?

Now this stupid wormhole is open.  Letting in all manner of flotsam.  Biker Zombies, Giant squids.  Man-eating Manatees, Charlton Heston...
We should've just watched porn
shoulda watched porn, shoulda watched some porn...